Wednesday, May 02, 2007

To Treat the Dead

Doctors Change the Way They Think About Death.

Interesting if accurate, and if any thing can be done to utilise this apparent discovery.


era said...

Reminds me of....

Mr. Praline : I wish to make a complaint!

(Petshop) Owner : Sorry, we're closin' for lunch...!

Mr. Praline : Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot, what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Owner : Oh yes, the, ah, the Norwegian Blue... What's, ah... W-what's wrong with it?

Mr. Praline : I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.

Owner : No, no, 'e's ah... he's resting.

Mr. Praline : Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

Owner : No no, h-he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!

Mr. Praline : Restin'?

Owner : Y-yeah, restin.' Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn't it, eh? Beautiful plumage!

Mr. Praline : The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead!

Owner : Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

Christina said...

'E's not dead, you've stunned 'im!

Very interesting. I wonder how this will change A+E and ambulance crews and things?