"Meaningless! Meaningless!" says the Teacher. "Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless." What does man gain from all his labour at which he toils under the sun? Generations come and generations go, but the earth remains forever.
Reminds me of....Mr. Praline : I wish to make a complaint!(Petshop) Owner : Sorry, we're closin' for lunch...!Mr. Praline : Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot, what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.Owner : Oh yes, the, ah, the Norwegian Blue... What's, ah... W-what's wrong with it?Mr. Praline : I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.Owner : No, no, 'e's ah... he's resting.Mr. Praline : Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.Owner : No no, h-he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!Mr. Praline : Restin'?Owner : Y-yeah, restin.' Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn't it, eh? Beautiful plumage!Mr. Praline : The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead!Owner : Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
'E's not dead, you've stunned 'im!Very interesting. I wonder how this will change A+E and ambulance crews and things?
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Reminds me of....
Mr. Praline : I wish to make a complaint!
(Petshop) Owner : Sorry, we're closin' for lunch...!
Mr. Praline : Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot, what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner : Oh yes, the, ah, the Norwegian Blue... What's, ah... W-what's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline : I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.
Owner : No, no, 'e's ah... he's resting.
Mr. Praline : Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner : No no, h-he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!
Mr. Praline : Restin'?
Owner : Y-yeah, restin.' Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn't it, eh? Beautiful plumage!
Mr. Praline : The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead!
Owner : Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
'E's not dead, you've stunned 'im!
Very interesting. I wonder how this will change A+E and ambulance crews and things?
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