Right this has to be one of the more amusing things I've read on the internet in a while. I've no idea if it's true or if it's been improved a bit, but it really really is funny.
Any way with out much ado let me introduce you to the story of the 1337 Hacker.
A 26 year-old German claimed he was the baddest hacker in town and threatened to attack a moderator on #stopHipHop's IRC Channel because he thought he'd been thrown out.
He demanded the moderator cough up his IP address and prepare to be hacked.
The 1337 Hacker
Thanks to The Inquirer